{"id":2019,"date":"2020-06-16T16:00:47","date_gmt":"2020-06-16T20:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deludedaveragedude.com\/?p=2019"},"modified":"2020-06-26T16:17:40","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T20:17:40","slug":"bedtime-stories-5-cinderella","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deludedaveragedude.com\/?p=2019","title":{"rendered":"Bedtime Stories &#8211; #5 &#8211; Cinderella"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A classic tale &#8212; but maybe not quite what you remember&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Parents beware:  this is not the Disney-fied version you grew up with on the big screen.  The original story is a little more dark &#8212; and a lot less fairy godmother.  The &#8220;Brothers Grimm&#8221; couldn&#8217;t have been more appropriately named authors for these stories if they tried.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Consider yourself warned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Enjoy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"http:\/\/deludedaveragedude.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Cinderella.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption><em>Cinderella<\/em>  &#8212;  <a href=\"http:\/\/deludedaveragedude.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Cinderella.mp3\" class=\"aioseop-link\">Click here to download<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A classic tale &#8212; but maybe not quite what you remember&#8230; Parents beware: this is not the Disney-fied version you grew up with on the big screen. The original story is a little more dark &#8212; and a lot less fairy godmother. The &#8220;Brothers Grimm&#8221; couldn&#8217;t have been more appropriately named authors for these stories &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/deludedaveragedude.com\/?p=2019\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1745,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[76,89,92],"tags":[77,90,91],"class_list":["post-2019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-audiobook-adventures","category-bedtime-stories","category-fairy-tales","tag-audiobooks","tag-bedtime-stories","tag-fairy-tales"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deludedaveragedude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deludedaveragedude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deludedaveragedude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deludedaveragedude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deludedaveragedude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/deludedaveragedude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2019\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deludedaveragedude.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1745"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deludedaveragedude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deludedaveragedude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deludedaveragedude.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}